Illustrations by Rebecca Chisam
Whatever I am, it isn’t normal.
That’s okay, though. The person who lives in my phone isn’t normal either.
Sixteen year old Breezie always knew she didn’t fit in. She just didn’t expect to be a goat.
She may have been lonely. And awkward. And prone to info dumping livestock facts on unsuspecting peoples’ heads. But with her best (phone) friend Rosalind in her pocket who’s just as peculiar as she is, Breezie was hoping she could take on the big, loud, confusing world.
That was, until she got beamed up to an otherworldly planet full of animal hybrids called the Funkle.
The good news? Rosalind is here with her! (Yay for dual abduction!)
The other good news? She’s a half goat from a foreign planet!
With this news entering her mind, all sorts of little things about Breezie’s life slowly start to click. And as she and Rosalind start to find their way in what is seemingly their homeland, for the first time, the world they’re living in begins to make sense.
But when the reason the Funkle summoned them is revealed to them, Breezie and Rosalind are suddenly faced with huge questions and a big responsibility; one that endangers a cruel planet the Funkle isn’t sure should be saved… Earth.
And as time goes on, and as she becomes closer to Rosalind and her past… Breezie isn’t so sure she knows either.